deppthroat:

my favorite disney princess is jack sparrow

webuiltthisfourtris:

i just want john green to be my english teacher

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

kurtielizabeth:

you know what sucks about being a writer?

having so many fucking ideas but not enough time to write it or not having enough motivation to write it or feeling like your writing isn’t good enough to write it

theinfernaldevices:

if you watch any sort of international sports competition and don’t scream “DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA” every single time your country beats them don’t talk to me

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

avpottersy:

My goal in life is to be like the parents from Easy A

i can’t decide if i want to die or if i’m just bored

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me