are you satan because you’re hot as hell
i wasn’t prepared for that
“wow you’re so big i don’t think that’s gonna fit”
i whisper to my 1.2 MB gif
i bet if morgan freeman was born 200 years ago his last name would be a little different
Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
what if every blogger on here didn’t actually exist and you were the only real one and you+your blog were just a government run experiment
what if this post is a government experiment
shhh